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Obama's Rezko Discount Mansion

The lot on the left is the subject of the "Rezko" deal. Rezko bought the lot for the asking price, and the Obamas got $300,000 off the asking price. Full Story from the Washington Post



Why Isn't This A Bigger Story?

A video grab shows smoke pouring from the left engine of the plane as it takes off. Full Story from the UK Daily Mail

Critical or Dead: Reports Vary

Hospital Press Conference - Not so fast....
An already sad story on the serious medical condition of Rep. Stephanie Tubbs Jones (D-Ohio) was made embarrassingly worse today by Capitol Briefing and other news outlets, as conflicting information prompted several erroneous reports that the lawmaker had died. As of this writing, she remains in critical condition in a Cleveland hospital. Full Story from the Washington Post
 



Obama's Upside Down Flag
Published flag etiquette states the stars should always be displayed in the upper left corner. An upside down flag represents an international symbol of extreme distress. Full Story from Hot Air
NATO To Freeze Russia Contracts Until All Troops Out Of Georgia
"We have determined that we cannot continue with business as usual," the 26 NATO states said in a joint declaration issued after emergency talks in Brussels. Full Story from Reuters
 



Tourists Fleeing Fay
Store owners boarded up their windows but few Florida Keys residents appeared inclined to flee as Tropical Storm Fay strengthened on its way to the islands on Monday after killing more than 50 people in the Caribbean. Full Story from Reuters


Spaghetti Models Target Florida

More images and updates - MyFoxHurricane.com



Bigfoot Carcass
Matthew Whitton and Rick Dyer, who run Bigfoot expeditions, claim they made the astonishing discovery in the woods of north Georgia, in the southeast of the US. Full Story from HotAir


Burger King Bath
Burger King has parted ways with an employee who was recorded taking a soapy bath in a sink in one of the chain's US restaurants. Full Story from the Age


Faking Their Way to a Perfect Olympics
In recent days the Chinese Olympics organizers have admitted to faking the "footprint" fireworks that dazzled television audiences around the world. And today they conceded that the perfect little girl who stole the show while singing "Ode to the Motherland" wasn't singing at all. She was lip synching. Full Story from ABC News


Bush Scoping the Talent

Hand Check!
 
Slap for good luck, and pinch to grow an inch.
 

Cold War Back On

Images of Russian tanks rolling on the offensive trigger a relapse of Cold War shivers for several sobering reasons. Full Story from Minn Post



Edwards Admits Sexual Affair
John Edwards repeatedly lied during his Presidential campaign about an extramarital affair with a novice filmmaker, the former Senator admitted to ABC News today. Full Story from ABC News


McCain Bus Fender Bender
Politics is tough. So is driving in Miami. Just ask Sen. John McCain's tour bus driver. Full Story from the Miami Herald
 



Oil Derrick
Thank you to our listener Curtis.
 
He's made this Oil Derrick to send to Pelosi's office for Operation Drill Bit / Nancy Pelosi Edition. According to Curtis, he can make two of these a week at no cost to fill her office up... Imagine her surprise at these gifts in addition to all the drill bits. Great job and creative.

Pelosi's Book Tour In Miami

Sketch Released
Gunfire killed a federal agent in the parking lot of a U.S. post office in Pembroke Pines on Tuesday, where he was found near a dark-colored sedan with its driver's door open and blood-stained clothing laying on the ground. Full Story from CBS 4
 
 
 



Olympic Style Pollution

Some members of the U.S. cycling squad arrived for the Olympic Games on Tuesday wearing black respiratory masks, apparently concerned over reports of unhealthy levels of air pollution in Beijing. Full Story from Reuters



Funny Scramble Words

A Schnitt Show listener discovered something funny. We aren't sure if this phrase was added on purpose or just random act of accuracy. Full PDF file



McCain Ad From Britney Now Messiah
McCain's ad team has thrown together this Biblically-proportion video: “Praise The One,” which paints Obama as a self-entitled, self-professed messiah. Full Story and Video from Queerty


Criss Angel Busted
When Clearwater's Spyglass Hotel imploded into a pile of smoke and rubble Wednesday night, it seemed that illusionist Criss Angel was still in the building. But then he appeared on the ground, covered in dust, safe and sound. Full Story and Video from Fox 13 in Tampa
 

"Overconfident" or The One




Obama Indoctrination in the Kids' Section of a Barnes & Noble in South Florida?
Barnes & Noble, The Shops at Sunset Place

 Placed on same shelf as Lincoln, an actual U.S. President.
 
Even the little kid's section has Obama front and center.

Phil Spector, Obama Fan
The eccentric recording titan has been having the mother of all bad hair days for decades now. But he's still a pop legend, who evidently knows another pop legend when he sees one. Maybe that's why the "Wall of Sound" pioneer wore a "Barack Obama Rocks" pin to a court hearing in Los Angeles on Tuesday. Full Story from Wired
Party Like You Just Don't Care
The mother of a missing 2-year-old Florida girl was caught by photographers partying at a club June 20 -- after the date she claims her daughter disappeared. More Photos and Full Story from Fox News


Kerry Parties Co-Ed Style
 
Statement from Kerry's Office: "As Sen. Kerry and two friends left dinner at the Straight Warf restaurant on Nantucket and walked down the dock, a large group on a boat recognized Senator Kerry and asked if they could have a photo taken. The group came off the boat and onto the dock, took a photo with Sen. Kerry and his friends, and then Sen. Kerry and his two friends immediately walked away. End of story."

Earthquake Shakes Southern California, No Major Damage
The quake hit at 11:42 a.m. local time (2:42 p.m. EDT) about 30 miles east of Los Angeles in suburban Chino Hills and registered magnitude 5.4 -- making it the strongest seismic event centered near America's second-largest city since the 6.7-magnitude Northridge quake in 1994. Full Story from Reuters


Larry Craig On Political Button With Barack Obama
Tigereye Design, located in Ohio, creates buttons and they mistakenly created a political button meant to show Barack Obama for president and Larry LaRocco for the U.S. Senate. They got the name right, but they put Larry Craig's photo above the name. Full Story from Digital Journal


Hole appears in Qantas jumbo jet at 30,000 feet
Investigators are looking into how a gaping hole appeared in a jumbo jet 30,000 feet in the air. It happened on a Qantas flight from London to Melbourne. Full Story from the Belfast Telegraph
 
[YouTube] - Rainman Scene



USA's Next Führer?
Well, it has been learned that before the presumptive Democrat nominee spoke to a crowd in Berlin Thursday, two popular German acts -- reggae artist Patrice and rock band Reamonn -- entertained the gathering audience. Full Story from Newsbusters


One Million Pound Butt
Graham said: "It may sound silly but my bottom is not like the normal bottom. I have increased sensitivity around the buttock area and can feel the difference in the materials used in beds. Full Story from the UK Mirror


Puff Mommy

Her hopes to win Mother of the Year have gone up in smoke. It's bad enough that Britney Spears can't even keep a lid on her nasty cigarette habit long enough to avoid lighting up in front of one of her young sons, Sean Preston, 21/2. Full Story from the NY Post

Smell of Decomposition
A detective testifying in the bond hearing of a woman accused of not reporting her daughter missing for five weeks said hair similar to the child's hair and a mystery stain were found in the woman's trunk that reeks of decomposition. Full Story from Local 6


Rolling Stone Mag Cartoon Humor

Note that McCain hasn't whined about the Rolling Stone cartoon portrayal, unlike thin-skinned, sensitive about his ears Obama, who felt it necessary to have his campaign call the New Yorker cartoon portrayal of himself and his wife "tasteless and offensive." Full Story from NewsBusters



The Big Opening Sure To Beat
Spiderman 3




Oil Falls to 5 Week Low
U.S. crude oil futures dropped on Thursday to below $130 a barrel, its lowest level in more than five weeks, hit by demand worries and volatile trading ahead of options expiry for front-month August. Full Story from Reuters


68? She Looks Older Than That!
A 68-year-old Tampa woman was arrested today for forcing a severally mentally handicapped man to perform oral sex on her, police say. Full Story from the Tampa Tribune
World's Greatest Dad
This undated image provided by the Michigan attorney general's office shows Daniel Allen Everett, 33, who faces two 20-year felonies after authorities say he arranged a meeting for sex with an online contact he believed was a 14-year-old girl. Full Story from MSNBC


Lawyer's Briefs?

US lawyer David Remes, demonstrating the mistreatment suffered by his clients at Gitmo. Full Story from Weasel Zippers | More at San Fran Chronicle



Of Course It's Satire
It may be satirical, but the Obama campaign is not amused. The cover for the July 21 issue shows a turban-clad Barack Obama fistbumping with an Afro-bedecked, machine-gun toting Michelle Obama. Full Story from Boston Globe
 
 
 
 

Schnitt's Asian Vacation
Various pictures from Schnitt's vacation to South Korea and Japan! Congrats to Schnitt and family for conquering Mt. Fuji! [Photos]
Death of a Laptop
Ironically, Schnitt's laptop died in Tokyo, where it's made! He destroyed it while trying to take out the hard drive to save his data! [More Photos]


Sex on the Beach
Dubai beach sex romp, puts couple behind bars. The couple face between three months and six years in jail, plus a fine and deportation for flouting the strict ban on sex outside marriage in the Muslim emirate. The pair have both told police that they were so drunk they cannot even remember the sexual encounter in the early hours of Saturday. More photos and Full Story from the UK Daily Mail
 


Chris Baker filling in:


Iranian Photoshop
Magic lasso and clone tool come in handy when adding an extra missile to your news release photo. Full Sory form the UK Guardian
 

Cut His Nuts?
Unaware that his microphone was on before a television interview, Jackson said Obama has been overly critical of the black community. Full Story and Video from ABC News

Chris Baker filling in:


You Want To Trust Them With Nukes?

Iran test-fired nine long- and medium-range missiles Wednesday during war games that officials said were intended to show the country can retaliate against any U.S. or Israeli attack, state television reported. Full Story from MSNBC | Video from CNN


Chris Baker filling in:


The Menu

Summit that's hard to swallow - world leaders enjoy 18-course banquet as they discuss how to solve global food crisis. Full Story from the Daily Mail

This Is A Hairy Crab



Chris Baker filling in: